Obama Nobel Peace Prize Won Playing Bingo - Novel Piece Prize

President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize was in fact a mistake. Obama actually won a Novel Piece Prize after playing bingo at an online bingo site. The prize was won at a Norwegian online gaming site when he managed to call bingo in under 45 balls.

The confusion arose in the English translation from the site. In Norwegian the letters B and V are actually pronounced the same way. When the email was sent to the Whitehouse informing the President, who is an avid bingo player, of his win the staff were totally surprised. One staff member who wished not to be named said. "We were in a state of shock. It seemed amazing to us that the president had won a prize for peace, especially after he had just sent in extra troops to Afghanistan. Unfortunately the news was released to the world before the error was noticed."

The Novel Piece Prize is in fact a electronic wine bottle opener in the shape of a popular Norwegian pop singer. The online bingo site said they regretted the error but unfortunately could not award the President with the Nobel Peace Prize but would still ship out the Novel Piece Prize by DHL tomorrow.

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New Bingo Strategy Wins Jackpot Coveralls For US Student. - Secret Revealed.

A USA math student who discovered and put into practice a bingo ball counting system strategy at casino's, winning thousands in coverall jackpots in the process, has revealed the secret behind his bingo system. The bingo system which found a major flaw in the way that bingo is played at the moment is forcing casino's to rethink their bingo operations.

The US student who didn't want to be named for fear of reprisals from the casino's heavies but lives at 56 Maide Street, Chicago, said "The system of counting bingo balls is as simple as it is foolproof. By the time just three bingo balls have been drawn and by doing a quick mental calculation a child could do, it is possible to predict the next sequence of bingo numbers to be drawn. I discovered the bingo system while working on a thesis that Einstein was wrong about curved space."

In a world exclusive, the student gave us the calculation but be aware that using it in bingo halls is not allowed. Simply add up the total of the first three bingo numbers called, add six and multiply by two. Take the result and divide by speed of light. Remove all trailing zeros and the numbers left will match all the numbers of the bingo balls left to come out, in order. This means you can confidently call bingo and claim the jackpot before anyone else after just three bingo balls have called but it is best to see the fourth bingo ball before calling in case you have made a mistake.

Casinos's and church halls immediately outlawed bingo ball counting and are planning to revise their bingo games to put the odds back it in their favor. New bingo games being considered are using five sets of bingo balls in the jumble machine rather that one, using the numbers one to a million rather than one to ninety and using letters on the bingo balls rather than numbers.

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Online Bingo Number Counting Strategy Revealed– US Student Now a Millionaire

A math student at Yalers University in the USA has revealed to online bingo operators that he used bingo number counting to win bingo jackpot prizes. Card counting at blackjack is a well known strategy and not allowed in Casino’s but this is the first time that number counting in bingo is believed to have been used.

The revelation has sent shock waves across the bingo world with major online Casino’s calling an emergency meeting in London this weekend. A spokesman for the consortium of online bingo operators had this to say. “We were skeptical that bingo number counting could actually work. Suggestions of bingo number counting had been raised in the 1960’s but not taken seriously. We employed twenty four scientists and mathematicians who went through the algorithm and indeed results showed that bingo number counting does indeed give the player a major winning advantage.”

This amazing development could be the end of online bingo as we know it today. Possible changes to the online bingo rules could be using the numbers 1 to 100000 instead of 1 to 75 or 90, making players to do a math sum between ball calls or using letters instead of numbers in the cards.

Details of the algorithm are not being released by the student after he made a deal to give the details to the consortium in return for a cash settlement and a guarantee not to play online bingo any more. He did have this to say though. “You don’t need to be a math professor to understand the principles. It is so easy a child of five with basic math could do it. I stumbled upon the idea when playing bingo with a few of my uni friends after a night of smoking pot.” Asked if it was bingo number counting that made him a millionaire he said “No. One of my uncles passed away and left me a pile of cash.”

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US claims Korea to launch Online Bingo Sites aimed at America

The US government issued a stern warning to North Korea today telling them to withdraw plans to open internet based online bingo sites aimed directly at American bingo players. This comes after information was received in Washington that the North Koreans are configuring sophisticated bingo software, probably sourced in Syria or Pakistan. If true, North Korea will become the seventh nation to develop such software, which is a direct violation of the Online Bingo Non Proliferation Treaty, signed last month in New York. At the moment only the UK, USA, China, India, all European countries and the Falkland Islands (for offshore operations) are allowed to operate online bingo sites.

Spokesman for the US secretary of defense, Colonel Stopitnow, had this to say “The decision of North Korea to launch online bingo sites aimed directly at Americans with much bigger payouts and huge sign up bonuses is something we can not tolerate. Bingo players, not only in the US but across the world will be put at risk from possibly not receiving checks in the post because the postal system in North Korea is at best non existent. We need to protect, look after and give our citizens something more to worry about for the sake of our western way of life.” News Cable No New News Today (NCNNNT) welcomed the statement.

North Korea has not denied the claims that it is in possession of online bingo developing software but refutes suggestions that online bingo sites will be targeted against America and insists any such online bingo sites are for domestic purposes only. A spokesman for North Korea, General Hilownum, who wished not to be named, said. “This is another example of the US having a go at us. We do not have the delivery capabilities of long range online bingo sites because we only have 486 PC computers. The Americans know this full well because they only gave them to us last year when we agreed to stop selling anything we produce to any other country.

This explanation was given credibility by the recent UN leisure figures that list countries in order of possible leisure activities. North Korea was second to last in the list, Antarctica being at the bottom.

Asked why the United States had not protested when China launched its first online bingo site last week, and where US bingo players now number in the twenties, Colonel Stopitnow answered. “China has a big army, big oil and gas reserves and provides US citizens with vast quantities of cheap plastic household goods. What has North Korea got to offer us, Zilch.”

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US Doris Hits the Bingo Jackpot after Winning RSI claim.

A compulsive USA bingo player says she has repetitive strain injury (RSI) in both hands from playing too much bingo. She threatened to sue the bingo hall where she plays at in the USA and for fear of bad publicity the bingo company has settled out of court for an undisclosed sum.

A spokesperson for the bingo operator made this comment. “We had a complaint from Mrs. Funnyhand and we have dealt with the matter fairly”. She continued “Mrs. Funnyhand is one of our best bingo customers, she plays 34 bingo cards at one time and up to 64 bingo games a day, every day except Sunday’s when she goes to church, for the church raffle. Her hand injuries have been attributed to the repetitive action of daubing the bingo cards. Although we take no responsibility for her injuries, Blingo, Bringo, Bingo Ltd. made the decision to pay Mrs. Funnyhand a confidential payment in respect of her valued custom.”

When we asked Mrs. Funnyhand, first name Doris, what she might do with the $50,000 paid by Blingo, Bringo, Bingo she replied. “You know it has been very difficult for me. I have been playing bingo, six out of seven days since I was six years old.” Doris, 63, continued, “Because of the injuries which stop me from grasping anything, I now have to take my husband to the bingo and use a long stick to point to the bingo cards which have the number called on. Over fifty times now I have poked my husband in the ear and to be quite honest, I think he’s getting sick of it.” We tried to ask her husband if this was indeed true but Doris said he was getting deaf in his old age.

Doris continued “So I think I’ll use the money to buy a computer, take a computer course, buy a special mouth operated mouse and sign up for online bingo. My nephew told me that with some online internet bingo they have optional auto daub features which even work when the computer is offline and will also call bingo when you win! Plus the prizes are bigger!”

We wished Doris the best of luck as she pushed her husbands’ wheelchair up the ramp to the church.

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